Tag: libra things

the signs when abducted by alien

astrologybae:

Aries – Freaks out and aliens have to tie them down
Taurus – Worries about what the aliens are going to do to them
Gemini – Keeps asking questions
Cancer – Cries and wishes they were back on Earth
Leo – Starts yelling, they ain’t got no time, they have a party to go to
Virgo – Takes mental photos and tries to escape
Libra – Acts chill but is a step away from a mental break down
Scorpio – Sweats and is looking for weapons to defend themselves
Sagittarius – Tries to befriend the aliens and cooperate
Capricorn – Wishing they watched more TV programmes about alien abduction so they knew what to do
Aquarius – super happy to return to their family
Pisces – Nervously repeating “oh my god” but is curiously looking around

the signs as lines from “the room”

chrisharrisonhands:

  • aries: leave your stupid comments in your pocket
  • taurus: oh hai mark
  • gemini: i already ordered a pizza
  • cancer: i got the results of the test back. i definitely have breast cancer.
  • leo: anyway, how is your sex life?
  • virgo: ha ha ha what a story, mark
  • libra: hai doggie
  • scorpio: you, you’re just a chicken. cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep!
  • sagittarius: oh hai, johnny. i didn’t know it was you. 
  • capricorn: everybody betrayed me! i’m fed up with this world!
  • aquarius: i’m tired, i’m wasted…i love you, darling!
  • pisces: YOU’RE TEARING ME APART, LISA

negative traits the sister signs share

sexandtheastrology:

Aries & Libra : Both fall out of love just as quick as they fell into it. Both are reckless with people’s hearts and won’t hesitate to drop them if things aren’t going their way. Aries wont be happy in a relationship unless they’re the boss and Libra won’t be happy in a relationship unless their partner lives up to their ideals. Y’all some selfish motherfuckers. 

Taurus & Scorpio: Both are defensive af and have trust issues. They think everyone’s out to get them and hurt them. People could take a bullet for these guys and they’ll still not trust you. This can causes them to be possessive and suspicious in relationships. Y’all some paranoid motherfuckers. 

Gemini & Sagittarius: Both hate responsibilities and any sort of stability. They hate the mundane life and live reckless lifestyles. Commitment to anything terrifies them. They just suck when it comes to being reliable and having to think about someone other than themselves. Y’all some careless motherfuckers. 

Cancer & Capricorn: Both have a hard time letting the negative shit go. They’re very petty and can get fixated on revenge. Both tend to wallow in their nostalgia and melancholic thoughts. Hate being lonely and alone yet don’t do anything about it but throw a pity party. Y’all some pessimistic motherfuckers. 

Leo & Aquarius: Both are prideful and stubborn. They are my way or the highway type of people. Both think they’re better than everyone else but yet tend to have a deep fear of rejection. This fear causes them to not associate with people who disagree with them because they can’t stand being called out on their bullshit because it would kill their delusions of being the best. Y’all some egotistical motherfuckers. 

 Virgo & Pisces: Both have a Martyr complex. Both try to always be of service to others and can be extremely sacrificial. This can cause them to feel entitled to people having to be appreciative of them and thus can cause them to develop a victim complex when they’re not rewarded for their selflessness. They end up screwing themselves over when they put everyone’s needs before their own and they have no one to blame but themselves. Y’all some Mother-Theresa-wannabe motherfuckers.