Aries: Weirdly angry at weird times
Taurus: TOO FUCKIN STUBBORN
Gemini: Nothing you say makes sense to me
Cancer: SENSITIVE LIL BITCH
Leo: Fuckin interrupting
Virgo: TOO ANAL ABOUT SHIT
Libra: Passive
Scorpio: Why so nosey?
Sagittarius: STOP FUCKIN AROUND
Capricorn: Satan of sarcasm
Aquarius: Really picky
Pisces: You take things to heart too much