Things Libras Do

picstrology:

•Happy Libra: tell dumb (but cute), jokes and laugh a lot. Happy Libra likes making other people happy when they are happy. This can sometimes become slightly annoying if they are too hyper.
•Sad Libra: can hide their tears but some people see through. Sad Libra likes to talk about their problems to someone close to them. Sad Libras often pretend to be in a very happy mood when they are sad so they do not make others unhappy.
•Angry Libra: Angry Libra can be easily confused with Annoyed Libra (next). Angry Libra will try to piss off anyone who gets on their nerves. When they are angry, Angry Libra takes it out on other people. Later, they will regret this.
•Annoyed Libra: Annoyed Libra, like Angry Libra, gets easily upset and will try to piss off anyone who angers them. Annoyed Libra reacts very quickly to little things and cannot control their temper.
•Sleepy Libra: Sleepy Libra will often seem very “off to space”. Sleepy Libra will most-likely be in a good mood and will try to hug you or rest their head on your shoulder. However, if you get mad at them, Sleepy Libra will get grumpy.
•Libra Trying To Make A Decision: whether it’s picking out a new shirt or choosing which college to attend, Libras can never make decisions. Libras often ask others for their opinion when it comes to choosing and usually end up going with whatever their mom picks.
•Libra At The Mall: When a Libra goes shopping they have to buy everything in sight. Flinging money here and there. End of Story.
•Libra In Love: A Libra in love can actually be a bit of a mess. They fall very easily for people. On the upside, they may get clingy, but in a cute way. Libras love kisses. Cheek kisses, noses kisses, regular kisses, tongue kisses, etc.
•Libra After A Breakup: A Libra dealing with a breakup is the worst thing anyone will ever encounter. They try to play cool and act as if it was “mutual,” but end up crying to every person they see and telling them he/she didn’t love him/her anymore. They constantly wait for a call from their ex; however, it never happens.
•A Girl Libra On Her Period: tries to make up the pain by looking great. They wear their best outfits and do their makeup better than any other time during the month——- on some days. Other days they come into school in sweats and carry chocolate and coffee around with them constantly. There is no in between.
Libra Who Has A Crush: A Libra with a crush will usually think the person likes them back, even if they definitely don’t. The Libra does whatever it takes to try to get to get close to their crush, and will fail. (Shoutout to those few lucky Libras who made it!)
Libra At A Museum: tries to capture what the artist was trying to portray. A Libra would wonder if they had the ability to paint/sculpt/draw a piece like this. The Libra wonders how some of the paintings are even considered art. But when the Libra is not doing this, they are taking selfies with the sculptures and self-portraits.
Libra At A Concert: Screams every word to every song. The Libra tries to record the whole concert but has their phone die. A Libra at a concert is dressed up very nicely in an outfit they picked out weeks before.
Ghost Libra: Ghost Libra is the type of ghost who haunts their enemies. Even though they were the nicest sign in life, it doesn’t mean they won’t be a bitch after death.
Libra Reading A Horoscope Post About Their Sign: “OMG THAT IS SO ME!!!”

The Signs as Pirates

punkasszodiac:

Aries: A crew of pirates that hail from a port city overrun with corruption. Their acts of disobedience put the crew at risk of being silenced forever so they escaped to the sea to develop their plan. They deliver supplies to residents of the city in the form of food and basic necessities as well as weapons for the brewing rebellion. The crew is on the run from corrupt officials but viewed as protectors by civilians.

Taurus: No other crew has been at sea as long as this one. This pirate crew is composed of several families that have sailed the same huge ship for countless decades. Their extensive knowledge of the sea is made clear by all the riches they have acquired and the jewels that dangle from their bodies. Other crews regard them with deep respect, making them pseudo-royalty in the seafaring world.

Gemini: A playful crew of master tricksters, sailing the world on a ship unlike any other–the crew constructed and repaired it as they traveled, which resulted in a ship with parts from all around the globe. The eclectic ship suits the crew well because each member joined the crew at a different location, creating a very diverse group. Days on the ship are filled with discussions, pranks, and learning about each member’s past life on land.

Cancer: The youngest known pirate crew. However, what they lack in years they make up for in courage and compassion. This ocean-eyed bunch boarded their ship and sailed away from a tragic past in a destroyed city. The crew protects each other from the dangers of the sea and takes in any lost children they encounter. Often underestimated for their youth and kindness, the crew surprises other pirates by coming to the rescue when another crew is in need.

Leo: These pirates sail in a ship plated with gold, crowned with ruby red sails and led by a beautifully carved marble lion figurehead. On board, the crew enjoys all the riches of the world, from diamond rings to emerald-crusted goblets. Exotic animals roam the deck, tigers and leopards dozing in the open sun and lionesses standing regally at the side of each crew member. It is considered an honor for your city to be visited by these pirates.

Virgo: Pirates that keep their ship docked in rocky caves with crystal-covered walls carved out of cliffs by ocean waves. These secret caves are also home to the crew’s legacy: tunnels leading to rooms filled with books written by crew members long passed, tables littered with hand drawn maps, and unique inventions and creations from all over the world. These pirates are known as the first to map the Seven Seas. 

Libra: Pirates who drifted away from civilization and became overcome by the beauty of the world. The crew can be found on islands with their immaculate ship anchored nearby, dancing in ankle deep water on white sand beaches to music made with their own handmade instruments. Seashells and pearls are tangled in their hair and they sip a beverage similar to wine.

Scorpio: This pirate crew is known by most people as half reality and half folk lore because they are rarely sighted and never communicate with people outside the crew. The dark sails of their ship loom on the horizon every full moon for only a few moments before they seem to disappear without a trace. People speak of their wild eyes and jewelry made of shimmering fish scales, crystals, and dark gemstones.

Sagittarius: A ragtag band of rogues and outlaws, banished from their homeland for refusing to support a tyrannical ruler. They have been given a bad name by authorities but this reputation could not be further from the truth. This crew remains deeply loyal to each other as they travel the sea and find themselves in risky situations. While battling sea monsters and saving stranded refugees, they risk their lives for each other and constantly display their “all for one and one for all” philosophy.

Capricorn: This pirate crew has roamed farther than any other, reaching the Arctic Circle. They’ve adapted to the freezing climate, living in solitude for most of the year and migrating back to the mainland along the equator only when they need supplies. They are industrious inventors and skilled hunters, but record all their secrets in a coded language that only crew members can decipher.

Aquarius: This pirate crew is known for the strange events that seem to follow them wherever they go–hurricanes suddenly calming when their ship approaches, worldly objects disappearing from their homes and reappearing on board the ship, and the strange way the crew abandons the ship for the sea every night, trading their legs for scaly fish tails in the light of the moon… The crew itself is few in number and each member is of the same rank.

Pisces: A pirate crew that drifts from coast to coast in a ship that reflects the sun in a way that makes it appear to be made of silver. The sails seem to be the color of the ocean itself. These pirates let the stars guide them across the sea, stopping in port cities periodically to trade handmade tapestries for supplies. Their arrival is met with anticipation because most people believe the crew has been gifted with the otherworldly power of clairvoyance.

says “i love you” often but always means it: taurus, gemini, cancer, pisces
says “i love you” rarely but always means it: virgo, scorpio, capricorn, aquarius
says “i love you” but doesn’t always mean it: aries, leo, libra, sagittarius