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The Signs as Mermaids

Aries: black tail shimmering red and orange, like burning coals. Can withstand great heat and lives near volcanic isles or underwater volcanoes
Taurus: only mermaids able to morph into human form. Who knows how many of them live under humans unrecognized…
Gemini: have a shark tail and a fin. Several rows of sharp teeth paired with their high speed make them dangerous hunters. Cold, calculating, and cunning
Cancer: near translucent skin and tail. Are able to melt into their background and appear to be invisible. The most successful hunter
Leo: golden, nearly indestructible tail. Live in warm areas, near the equator. Kind eyes and warm smiles make them the most popular type of mermaid
Virgo: elongated, pearly tail, shimmering in multiple colours, fanning out into a slightly translucent, silky fluke. Moves through the water slowly and gracefully
Libra: perfect skin and silky long hair. Leads sailors to their death through beautiful and hypnotizing singing voices
Scorpio: slim jet black tail. smooth scales but razor-sharp at the edges. Live in the depth of the sea and is sensitive to sunlight. Uses echolocation for orientation.
Sagittarius: slim but muscular tail built for speed. The fastest hunter reaching speeds up to 80 km/h or 50 mph
Capricorn: bioluminescent tail. Spend their nights in the shallow water gazing at the night sky
Aquarius: white tail with a bluish hue. Can withstand great cold and lives in colder regions of the sea, such as the Polar Caps and the Arctic Ocean
Pisces: beautiful tail, appearing in greens, blues, and purples. Able to talk to the sea animals. Protect the flora and fauna of the oceans

Why I Actually Hate the Signs + 2 good traits to redeem this post

Aries: why r u so competitive!!!! chill for one second!!! also y’all impatient as fuck. worst tempers of all the signs like pls chill (courageous + passionate!!)
Taurus: So. Fucking. Stubborn. LITERALLY SO STUBBORN!!! and also? yall are lazy af. Probably the most boring sign EVER, don’t feel bad tho bc every Taurus I’ve ever met gives great hugs. (dependable + down to earth!!)
Gemini: ok y’all are just mean but I’ll cut u slack bc ur basically the most hated sign. Ur too superficial tho!! and u cant keep a secret for shit!! (adaptable + witty!!)
Cancer: where do I START y’all are too goddamn emotional n moody!! stop crying!! too worrisome too like chill for 1 sec!! also so needy omg (creative + loving!!)
Leo: ATTENTION SEEKING AF!! Not everything is about u!!! Ur egos are too goddamn fragile like stop taking every negative thing personally?? I’m pretty sure y’all would wilt like a mf flower without so much attention n adoration (loyal + generous!!)
Virgo: y’all are so critical…not everyone is a perfectionist like u omg. so needy too especially bc they’re so self critical?? Y won’t y’all accept that you’re good enough CHRIST!! (kind + intelligent!!)
Libra: SO INDECISIVE!!! that’s the main thing…ur all literally so indecisive omg. Yall are too dependent on others bc u have too much fear of being abandoned and alone lol (diplomatic + charming!!)
Scorpio: demons!!! all y’all!! Ur jealous, sarcastic, and vindictive and KNOW IT but u don’t even try to better yourselves, y’all ARE ur negative traits. (ambitious + brave!!)
Sagittarius: Aloof, brutally honest, FEAR OF COMMITMENT, reckless. Stop just saying what’s on ya goddamn mind!! Get a filter!!! And listen to the rules for once in ur life!!! (adventurous + funny!!)
Capricorn: SO. PESSIMISTIC. U guys literally never take risks?? also like half of y’all are complete workaholics…chill for 1 sec omg. the main thing is ur too cautious like take a risk for once. second most boring after taurus lol (hardworking + responsible!!)
Aquarius: TOO FUCKING UNPREDICTABLE!! y’all will literally rebel for the sake of rebelling?? stop?? also y’all have like no sense of identity…it’s bc ur so nonconformist and rebellious LMAO (independent + humanitarian!!)
Pisces: hooooo boy. oh man oh man y’all are so self pitying. Not as sensitive as cancer but still so fucking sensitive??? Impressionable, naive, and gullible af. (easygoing + compassionate!!)

the signs as animated movies

astrology-sighs:

Aries: “Princess Mononoke”- passion, courage, risky, hard-hitting, exploration 

Taurus: “Ratatouille”- tasteful, dependability, ambition, down-to-earth, persistence   

Gemini: “Inside Out”- witty, enthusiastic, multi-dimensional, versatility, unpredictability 

Cancer: “Lilo & Stitch”- family, protectiveness, creativity, spontaneous, emotional

Leo: “The Lion King”- honor, pride, loyalty, friendship, warmth

Virgo: “Atlantis: The Lost Empire”- intelligence, selflessness, detailed, hard-working, moral

Libra: “Beauty and the Beast”- freedom, kindness, acceptance, sacrifice, innocence

Scorpio: “Coraline”- mystery, bravery, intuition, determination, secretive

Sagittarius: “Up”- adventure, fearless, big-hearted, devotion, acceptance 

Capricorn: “Ghost in the Shell”- caution, wisdom, mathematical, disciplined, contemplative

Aquarius: “Spirited Away”- unique, curiosity, honesty, justness, independence

Pisces: “Howl’s Moving Castle”- escapism, kindness, imagination, loving, compassion