Reasons why your sign sucks

gnashing-of-teeth:

Aries: over competitive, self centered
Taurus: the best sign, does not suck at all
Gemini: afraid of commitment, doesn’t know when to be serious
Cancer: manipulative and moody
Leo: attention whores
Virgo: judgey and super boring
Libra: literally will never shut up
Scorpio: rude af
Sagittarius: in your face and over the top
Capricorn: they are actually pretty cool
Aquarius: shady And emotionally dead (watch out for these fuckers)
Pisces: cry babies

#SENTIMENTAL

Aries: “Mono No Aware” (the awareness of the transience of all things and the gentle sadness and wistfulness at their passing; enjoying the sadness of the inevitable cycle of life)
Taurus: “Hiraeth” (a homesickness for a place you can never return to, a place which mayve never was; the nostalia, the yearning, the grief of the lost places of your past)
Gemini: “Mamihlapinatapai” (the wordless, yet meaningful look shared by two people who desire to initiate something, but are both reluctant to start)
Cancer: “Saudade” (a deep, nostalgic, and melancholic longing for something or someone, often accompanied with denial that what one longs for will never come back)
Leo: “Habseligkeiten” (few small belongings one finds special, whose values evolve from personal meanings and from the happiness and sentiment of having these certain objects)
Virgo: “Ya’Aburnee” (the declaration of hope that a person or loved one will outlive you as to spare yourself the pain of living life without that person)
Libra: “Kyoka Suigetsu” (something that is visible but cannot be touched; the subtle and profound beauty of poems that cannot be described in words)
Scorpio: “Kintsukuroi” (art of fixing broken pottery with gold or silver lacquer and understand that breakage is a part of the objects history, making it more beautiful with its imperfection)
Sagittarius: “Verschlimmbessern” (to accidentally make something worse by a well-meaning but misguided attempt to make it better; creating a bigger problem from a small one)
Capricorn: “Sehnsucht” (a high degree of intense, recurring, and often painful desire for something, particulary if there’s no hope of attaining the specific desire)
Aquarius: “Sisu” (the extraordinary determination in the face of extreme adversity; of the ability to keep fighting after most people would have quit, and to fight with the will to win)
Pisces: “Goya” (a momentary suspension of disbelief that occurs when fantasy is so realistic that it temporarily becomes reality, usually associated with a story very well told)

The Signs as “The Room” Quotes

fh-horoscopes:

Aries: I did not hit her, it’s not true! It’s bullshit! I did not hit her! I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark.

Taurus: Haw haw haw. What a story, Mark.

Gemini: How can they say this about me? I don’t believe it. I show them. I will record everything. 

Cancer: You are tearing me apart, Lisa!

Leo: You don’t understand anything, man. Leave your *stupid* comments in your pocket!

Virgo: What do you want from me, huh? HUH?

Libra: Everybody betrayed me! I’m fed up with this world!

Scorpio: Anyway, how is your sex life?  

Sagittarius: You betrayed me! You’re not good. You, you’re just a chicken. Chip-chip-chip-chip-cheep-cheep.

Capricorn: Of course, what do ya think? They already put my ideas into practice. The bank saves money, and they are using me, and I am the fool.

Aquarius: Don’t touch me, motherfucker.

Pisces: Hi, doggy.

astrolovecosmos:

Aries Venus: Her attraction is fiery, she is not your normal gentle Venus, she goes after what she wants. She is impulsive in love.

Taurus

Venus: Earthy with the smell of patchouli, she embodies Venus sensuality and comforts, she is slow-moving but welcoming.

Gemini

Venus: You can’t ignore her youthfulness in love, she entices you in a whimsical way, she stimulates you, go and chase her.

Cancer

Venus: Here the magical and mysterious Moon entices you, she calls to you like a siren but is protective and private. Nurturing in love.

Leo

Venus: Venus energies turn vibrant and bold, she is drama and romance, she is generosity and passion, she burns brightly for you.

Virgo

Venus: Practical at heart but if you pay attention you can see her yearning, little devil in disguise, she will take care of you.

Libra

Light, airy, charming, she is Miss Venus/Aphrodite, she can be gentle and dreamy, she leads you in with a beautiful light.

Scorpio

Venus: A very intense Venus, replace pinks with reds and blacks, can’t escape her gaze, intimacy and love go hand in hand. Feel her sting.

Sagittarius

Venus: Her energy is wild, can you keep up? Here Venus has joy and luck, she shoots her love arrow with great aim.

Capricorn

Venus: Cold energy replaces Venus usual warmth but they attract with wit, confidence, a stable aura. Is highly committed. She entices you with her unapproachable vibe, you can sense her hidden passion and desires.

Aquarius

Venus: She is odd, electric, her love can be a positive light, connects with your mind, her energy unpredictable, she accepts you.

Pisces

Venus: Waters flow with imagination and romance. She brings you into a misty dream. She heals, gives, takes, she engulfs.

zodiac-queens:

The Signs as Types of Fairies pt.3 (Air)

Gemini – Pillywiggin
Pillywiggin fairies are found in flower fields in England and Wales. It is most likely that you will see them in spring or summer due to the blooming flowers. These fairies are small-winged, tiny, beautiful creatures associated with the beginning of spring. Pillywiggins have a bubbly personality, love dancing, are very playful and even make love to one another. They are able to change their height as well as their appearance to blend into the surrounding. A Pillywiggin is usually very kind and friendly but if you harm the nature, they can get very nasty, hurting you if necessary.

Libra – Pixie
Pixies are said to live in the areas of Devon, Somerset and Cornwall in Southern England. They are nearly angelic and exceptionally beautiful but it is not known whether they have wings or not. Legend says that Pixies go naked but love the beauty of human finery and when they find a ribbon or piece of people’s clothes they  treasure it. Pixies are believed to be fairly small but friendly to people, helping them in matters of household. On the other hand, they love playing tricks or stealing. Nevertheless this fairy is well-respected in free nature. Animals find them alluring and some men are even friends with them.

Aquarius – Banshee (bean sídhe)
The Banshee is usually dressed in white and can appear transparent like a ghost. This female spirit is a solitary fairy, as tall as a living person in appearance. According to legends, each Banshee guards one Irish family, protecting it as good as possible. The fairy follows the family everywhere, even if it moves to another country. But she is most famous for her foreseeing of death because shortly before a member of “her” family dies, she shows up. The night before the death, the Banshee will wail in frustration and rage and it is common that not only her own family but also others can hear her.

What the signs like

punlich:

Aries: punching a nazi in the face
Taurus: punching a nazi in the face
Gemini:

punching a nazi in the face

Cancer:

punching a nazi in the face

Leo:

punching a nazi in the face

Virgo:

punching a nazi in the face

Libra:

punching a nazi in the face

Scorpio:

punching a nazi in the face

Sagittarius:

punching a nazi in the face

Capricorn:

punching a nazi in the face

Aquarius:

punching a nazi in the face

Pisces:

punching a nazi in the face

The first meme for 2017 should be all the old ones but wholesome

rufuwus:

vaspider:

samurljackson:

theinnocentgear:

animatedamerican:

rea-rivkah:

jewishbookwyrm:

jewishbookwyrm:

jewishbookwyrm:

jewishbookwyrm:

jewishbookwyrm:

I’ll go first

What she says: I’m fine
What she means: I love you so much and I want to declare it to the world but public extreme expressions of love short of marriage proposals are looked down upon or made fun of by society and I’m worried people are going to judge me but I’m content being by your side because there’s nothing I love more

you: I love you
me, and intellectual: I love you unconditionally and the fact that I see myself as more intuitive does not change that at all, and, in fact, sometimes enhances my love for you

Did you know that I will climb nearly 90 degree angles to announce my deep love for you from the top of the highest mountains. Because I crave that affection.

Me, on a date: how do you feel about wholesome memes?
My date: I love them so much as it is my deepest desire to have that kind of connection with someone
Me: *pulling breadsticks out of my purse* I stole these from Olive Garden and want to share them with you

Come one guys join in on this
In case you haven’t noticed this whole meme is already a wholesome version of a past meme, the “what will be the first meme of 2015” meme
So this meme is a meme of itself

I came out here to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so loved and supported right now.

this kind of wholesome subversion of memes looks like a lot of

fun

jewishbookwyrm: i have made a wholesome meme
tumblr: you fixed a really bad trend is what you did. look at it. it’s got love and support.

Meme: Wholesome

Friendship: Supportive

Affection: Expressed

I am included in the meme if I want to be, it’s okay, no one has to force you to do anything you don’t want to do, that wouldn’t be nice. 

the signs as wholesome and good things:

aries: your favourite hot beverage, the scent of it and the taste

taurus: giving someone a heartfelt compliment and their smile brightens your day

gemini: building a pillow fort with your best friend and watching your movie of choice in it

cancer: holding a very soft baby animal and it snuggles into your touch

leo: seeing a visually stunning scene in a movie or in real life, and it sticks with you forever as an exciting and warm memory

virgo: those days when you just feel whole and like where you are in life, and nothing can bring you down

libra: opening a book that you used to love once, and rediscovering your love for it again, and it’s more intense than ever

scorpio: throwing an inside joke back and forth with your friend, and it never gets old and you’re both laughing until you’re out of breath

sagittarius: the feeling when you have time to wind down, and you roll into your blanket and only nice daydreams come to you

capricorn: beating the hardest part in a game, and getting to brag about it to your friends for weeks to come

aquarius: learning a new exciting fact, and feeling the world buzz with wonder and mystery

pisces: going outside in perfect weather, and taking in the fact that this moment right now exists solely to make you happy