omg – Page 12 – failed2be-chill

spicyshimmy:

according to physics, nothing ever quite touches. when you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you’re touching. so no, spock, technically i didn’t squeeze your butt during that diplomatic meeting

queer-sighted:

queer-sighted:

my mother just opened our dishwasher and said “oh my god our dishes!”

our dishwasher broke over a year ago

our missing dishes have been in the dishwasher since 2013

the mystery has been solved

I just want to add that my grandmother found out when talking to my mother and had to hang up the call because she was so ashamed of us

ensignspace:

STAR TREK BEYOND GAG REEL! (source)

kymanisthebeesknees:

tomibunny:

blackness-by-your-side:

💯

this is so obviously directed at Macklemore and I’m shitting

Best

daggerfortherose:

i’m the dude in louis’ logo bending over the bed in a home 🏠

Source: lhpride

conscious–ramblings:

The babadiscourse has gone too far…

Source: cloysterbell

mayor-sapphire:

The force is strong in this family

~~someone take Photoshop away from me~~

Source: atom-bats

benepla:

kramergate:

I love it when I click on a recipe link because it sounds yummy and instead of a recipe I get a several page dissertation on a food blogger’s boredom with her marriage and lies she was told in childhood

this ending in a recipe literally changed my fucking life i thought i was being spread some fucking truisms abt the ugliness of marriage but it was literally a preamble to creme brulee brownies. writing is fake

Source: beetledrink

whatisthismommy:

Me hunting with my vampire friends: cracking open a boy with the cold ones