sineala:

bpd-disaster:

ausloser:

arctic-monkeying:

realityisoverrated:

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

 there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

OMG GET IT
IM SO HUNGRY
I COULD
EAT
A HORSE
JFC

As opposed to “I’m so hungry I could eat a child.”

so many things are going on in this post

I just have to mention that these pasta measurers get EVEN BETTER. You’ve also got your choice of Unicorn (with rainbow):

Or T-Rex (with people running away in terror):