whatever, dad.

happy star wars day!!

my favorite part in attack of the clones is when obi-wan just fucks off to play space nancy drew on Clone Rain Planet with the alarming giraffe-necked aliens and swans in like “HELLO IT’S ME, the jedi who definitely… … was here before and probably, uh, spoke to you, and stuff” and theyre like “ah you are here for the order” and hes like “beg pardon” and theyre like “the order of millions of identical human men?” and hes like “RIGHT YES. ABSOLUTELY I AM HERE FOR THE ORDER OF MILLIONS OF IDENTICAL HUMAN MEN”

and then later when he SNEAKS INTO A CORNER TO FUCKING… facetime yoda… like “ok so we have these millions of identical human men who were apparently suspiciously ordered for us by someone???” and yodas fucking response is just “when countless sapient lemons life gives you…….. send those lemons into intergalactic battle you must”

and obi-wan’s like “shit man you’re so right"

egobuzz:

hot 2016 trends: single dad poe dameron carrying his sweet droid child in a baby sling

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greyjoyvs:

with shortness of breath, I’ll explain the infinite
how rare and beautiful it truly is that we exist

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tonguesurfer:

Star Wars (1977)

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mayor-sapphire:

The force is strong in this family

~~someone take Photoshop away from me~~

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hamhammers:

small finnrey

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Which Star Wars Trio Are You?

Anakin, Padmé, Obi-Wan: Aries, Cancer, Capricorn, Aquarius

Luke, Leia, Han: Gemini, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius

Rey, Poe, Finn: Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio, Pisces

nutheadgee:

reyskywalkings:

I don’t want a Calrissian daughter. No. That will not do… I WANT A GANG OF DAUGHTERS. CALRISSIAN, SMOOTH TALKING, SAAVY BUSINESSWOMEN. CLOUD CITY QUEENS. Imagine Lando with like, five daughters. The Galaxy isn’t ready…

I’m swooning