Tag: star wars

gogodoczilla:

drthcaedus:

favourite Extra™ things darth vader has done, ranked

– killed a guy, then gave his job to the guy right next to him

– did a triple front-flip over a stream of lava, only to get most of his limbs cut off

– took on an entire army of rebels by himself, and when told he was surrounded, said “all i’m surrounded by is fear and dead men”. talk about edgy

– announced he was luke’s father, barely seconds after amputating his hand, then was disappointed that luke wanted nothing to do with him

– every entrance he makes he always has to be in a dark corner or surrounded by fog with his cape billowing perfectly behind him. how Does he do it

– made a terrible pun about choking, while choking a guy

-flown a tie fighter with the force just so he could stand atop it and look dramatic

what a guy

You’re forgetting:

-Setting up a whole dinner for Leia, Han, & Chewie just to trap them

-Stopping blaster bolts with his hand

-Force choking a guy through a TV screen, across a starship

-DUNKING THE EMPEROR INTO DEATH STAR 2.0