butchscientist:

i just want to say that dental dam is a fucking awful term. who the fuck wants to go down on someone and think “this is like being a pussy dentist”. in iceland we call them töfrateppi which means magic carpet and is so much better. thanks for coming to my ted talk

interstellarvagabond:

jomjjeoro:

hey guys. this is my invention. check it out

listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, it’s such a good post. The way it’s presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then there’s just water going everywhere no further explanation it’s so good I’m so happy

luthoring:

luthoring:

also consider: hopeless lesbians dumbass lena luthor proposing 2 kara after she thought they were dating for like 3 years only to find out that kara was saying girlfriend in the straight girl way the entire goddamn time

lena, on one knee: will u, kara danvers, ma-

kara: A BEST FRIEND RING LENA YOU SHOULDNT HAVE