Viktor: But how will I get the man of my dreams to notice me?? ://
Viktor’s brain:
Tag: omg
veronica: my dad is in prison and my mom is conducting illegal activity
betty: i think my parents are murderers and are in a blood feud with another family.
jughead: i’m homeless and my dad is a part of a notorious criminal gang
archie: i wanna sing AND play football !!!
sit down troy bolton
Superdeluxe im screaming this is incredible
@HamillHimself: Mocking the poster art w/ hotel room items: Harrison (hairdryer/pistol) me (candlestick/lightsaber) Carrie (pastry/hair buns) #WhySoSerious?
I cry because the OVEN IS HIS SECOND CHOICE
“How the hell can I cook this fish without a dishwasher”
“There’s an oven”
“WHAT KIND OF NONSENSE IS THAT”
Never was there a tale of more woe
than that of Juliet and her RomeoNever was there a tale of more strife
than that of Macbeth and his stabby knifeNever was there a tale of more sad
than that of Hamlet and his spooky dad

