heterophobiclouis:

are we just not gonna talk about what a fuckin extreme coincidence hl’s tattoos would have to be if antis keep insisting they don’t go together at all and they are totally not connected? imagine you and your dude bro pal accidentally end up getting multiple things that have gone historically together since forever, and they accidentally line up together on your bodies. you get an anchor without a rope and ur dude bro pal gets a rope, oh wow how weird but wait, u guys got them both on the wrist too? that’s really funny and weird what a big coincidence! next you get a ship and compass which is THE SAME nautical theme as anchors and ropes and you accidentally get them less than a day apart in the same tattoo shop! damn what the fuck this is getting creepy now! next your dude bro pal gets a rose and everyone around you is saying u might get a dagger to match it and then u accidentally do, and it’s coincidentally on your forearm just like ur dude bro pal’s rose! ur dude bro pal has a heart and u have an arrow, ur dude friend has flying and separated birds and u have a birdcage, how badly do u think larry cry every night about accidentally messing up so many times

stylinsin:

okay but louis saying you should be proud doing pda is for the gays only, i can confirm this because during carpool karaoke in 2015 he and harry saw that het couple kissing and was giving them the stank eye, see below

with this proof i can say that louis doesn’t care about straights and louis wants gays to be happy and show off their love PROUDLY what a true gay king of generation, i feel blessed to be a stan.

everyoneknowslouandhaz:

I have my own, everyone can see it story, from work. I was chatting with one of our surveyors (40’s, married, teen kids) and he said ‘I saw that group of yours sing last night.’ I smiled and nodded. So he says, ‘They were pretty good, the one who looks like a Disney prince, with the curls, he’s your favourite, right?’ I nodded happily and informed him that his name was Harry. He didn’t really care, but then said “Does the little one with the cheekbones know the prince is in love with him?”

eleanorcaldit:

strangerox:

What is your most embarrassing thing that has happened to you at school?

#HARRYS HANDS WERE SO MUCH BIGGER THAN HIS THEN TOO#i wonder if they would lay in bed at night and compare hand sizes#and they would talk about how one day harry might be taller than louis#and louis would get all blushy at the thought of being the smaller one#and harry would get all smug like “one day i’m going to be bigger than you”#and he would be playing with louis’ fingers and tracing over his palm#and louis would come back with something snarky like “well i’ll always be older and smarter”#and harry would just giggle and kiss him quiet#never letting go of his hand#do you think they still compare hand sizes#and harry will curl the tops of his fingers down over louis’ when they’re pressed palm to palm#before linking their fingers together#and louis will just look up at him and smile so softly#“still older than you love” (bananastagram)