spicyshimmy:

according to physics, nothing ever quite touches. when you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you’re touching. so no, spock, technically i didn’t squeeze your butt during that diplomatic meeting

burning–amber:

maximumdarkwarps:

rabbitnebula:

Jim, he was planetside for like 24 hours — get it together dude!!!

Or, the “sweetheart I missed you” passage, ft. Jim’s fixation on Spock’s slender fingers caressing things and presumably fantasizing about other things Spock’s slender fingers might caress.

(The Tears of the Singers)

“Kirk to Enterprise.”

“Spock here.”

20 minutes later

“You hang up.”

“Negative, Captain. You hang up.”

“No, you hang up.”

Lol !!!!