zackpaslay:

Things I think about at 2:35am apparently –

The original High School Musical is the most consistent in terms of plot, characters, and story structure.

High School Musical 2 is the most fun to watch with the best overall soundtrack (even if its existence adds nothing to the overall trilogy).

High School Musical 3 is the most polished with the best production design and the best choreography of the trilogy thanks to a better budget.

All 3 films have their strengths and weaknesses, and honestly??? What an iconic trilogy???? Also, all 3 films pass the Bechdel test and have a diverse cast. Lord of the Rings who?????

detectivebabineaux:

claryfightwood:

toogaytofunctionnn:

claryfightwood:

malviebertha:

claryfightwood:

Sharpay Evans was a lesbian

what do you mean “was”? she’s still a lesbian

wow you’re right, i guess i’m not used to lesbians being alive at the end of
a movie

Explain?? How??

  • weak ass crush on the most conventionally attractive boy in school despite having nothing in common with him.
  • obsession with the girl he was dating, thinking she hated her when really she was jealous of him.
  • theatre is gay
  • she loves drama
  • high femme
  • never ended up with a boyfriend because she was gay
  • best friends with her gay brother
  • only sings romantic duets with her gay brother because she’s also gay
  • determined to “stick to status quo” due to internalised homophobia
  • bop to the Top = she’s telling us she wants to be topped

You can tell OP had this list mentally prepared from the moment she hit “post”

justalilbobafettish:

In High School Musical 2 Sharpay very clearly states that they have “…Iced tea imported from England, life guards imported from Spain, towels imported from Turkey, and turkey imported from Maine.” In order to import an item, it must come from another country. The series is set in Albequerque, New Mexico, and as New Mexico and Maine are both part of the United States Of America, they cannot have their turkey imported from Maine. As most of the characters are white, and all speak English, this clearly indicates that High School Musical takes place in an alternate universe where a second Civil War has split the nation and New Mexico is no longer part of the Union, based on the fact that we never see the characters celebrate the Fourth of July. In this essay I will

kvothes:

notchicken:

justabidemigod:

notchicken:

Bet On It is hands down the best HSM song there’s no argument whatever you think the best HSM song is you’re wrong because the answer is Bet On It

Fake: it’s Fabulous

Sharpay had turkey imported from Maine while Troy had an emotional and musical journey overcoming his struggles and realizing he can overcome anything if he puts his mind to it. Not to mention he sees his reflection in water and then dramatically smacks it that scene alone is why this is the best song

this is blatant I Don’t Dance erasure and i won’t stand for it