helen, probably: the shooter is coming after my eyewitness and i need to step out for a second so agent kane can you, a kind and trustworthy gentleman, look after lukas for a minute?
Tag: eyewitness
Kane: *literally has a stroke anytime any one says anything about the killer*
Everyone on this gd show: hey good buddy pal Ryan this is our eyewitness his name is Lukas Waldenbeck and he has a boyfriend named Philip Shea and also here’s his fuckin address just in case you wanna murder him
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