when my advisor asks what i’ve completed over the summer

foxnewsofficial:

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting

Me: okay new show, not every woman is gay, okay?

Brain: okay

Me: clear?

Brain: yeah yup uh huh

*females make eye contact*

Brain and me: gay

me: i should be working
also me: oh look… Tumblr

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