evidence that lions as a species are just gay

thegestianpoet:

  • a group of them is called a “pride”
  • sleep all the time in co-ed cuddle piles
  • i mean. the real reason i made this post is to post all these photos of same-sex lion groups. they’re just gay look at them! so loving.
  • im not going to post a pic of the gay lions fucking but we all know there are many 
  • they’re also just so naturally dramatic and comfortable like this guy? this man could dish on anyone at the watering hole and i’d believe him 
  • meanwhile lionesses are like one vegan bakery short of a lesbian network to rival your average new england small city.  look at them co-parenting and generally having a womanist community 
  • they also are just very tender and are clearly liberated and more than happy to live a life without men.
  • also they’re all so butch i mean look at them. they all look like they know how to put up some drywall you know?? you know?
  • some of the butchest ones even grow little manes. look at her! queen of gender nonconformity. 
  • also? tender. 
  • in conclusion lions are gay

pokechampion:

jacethebeltsculptor:

autumngracy:

40screamingfrogs:

I just watched a man release every Pokemon he caught except for a level 5 Magikarp, waste all of his money and throw away all of his items at the Pokemon center just before the elite four in Pokemon red in order to trap himself in an unwinnable game. He couldn’t beat the elite 4 with a level 5 magikarp, and it couldn’t learn the hm moves necessary to leave victory road, and Magikarp only knew splash and had absolutely no chance of beating the level 40ish Pokemon there so… This guy wanders around victory road hoping a Geodude or Graveler would use selfdestruct or explosion in the first turn of an encounter and miss his Magikarp, which is technically possible because even moves with a 100% hitrate have a 1/256 chance to still miss. It happened eventually, and he beat the elite four with a level 100 gyarados

What the actual fuck

For some context, this is from a video series called “SoftLockPicking” where a guy’s followers come up with challenges to get him stuck in an unwinnable game and he tries to see if he can get out of them. Sort of a video game escape artist.

Geez, just include the video people!